“Nobody imagined modern weapons when they wrote the 2nd Amendment!” Yeah? Well nobody imagined modern women when they wrote the 19th either…

Instead of the dark ages it should have been called knighttime

Supreme Puntiff Jeff What do you call a suit of armor holding a lantern? A knight light.

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“One of the mysteries of the ages is why the political left has, for centuries, lavished so much attention on the well-being of criminals and paid so little attention to their victims.” — Thomas Sowell

AI is not “intelligent” so stop calling it that.

“Civil rights used to be about treating everyone the same. But today some people are so used to special treatment that equal treatment is considered to be discrimination.” — Thomas Sowell

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Op-Ed: How About Genetic Scientists Try Making Young Men Who Aren't Little Sissy Boys buff.ly/61VLhv0

Andrew Young - TANSTAAFL Curmudgeon Ordnance Jay Packard Esq. Zelda Aurora Gabriel Hear me out.... Pope Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

This just in from the Vatican: Pope Leo, trapped in his Midwestern sensibilities, just had a 40 minute goodbye

Hey, Queers for Palestine 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ -- care to comment?

Red door, without a doubt! Not that the cash is important, but I wouldn't trade my past for anything. Yeah, the trauma sucked, and I'm still working through it. But I love where I am and the people in my life. I wouldn't be the person I am if I chose to blue door, so red it is!

Idk the difference between Jimmy Kimmel and Jimmy Fallon

You're mad because a failing tv show was suspended because "the FCC threatened them." I'm mad because the FBI investigated parents who spoke out against boys being girls' bathrooms. We are not the same.

You know what would work well in Kimmel's time slot? Reruns of "The Man Show"

Wait. Are we cancelling Disney/ABC because Jimmy Kimmel was fired or because he made some comments that made MAGA mad? Are both sides cancelling? I dunno. I’m so confused lol All this shit is so ridiculous. Goddamn.