I would rather be eaten by the bear than read all of this nonsense still blaming the women for men being scary lol

These have been sitting in the garage fridge for months bc everyone hates them but I’m dousing in tajin to get through it

What are you even supposed to do when your toddler’s hair is constantly in his face but there is no way he will tolerate a full haircut??? He looks like Garth from Waynes world 😭

Taking turns taking bites of a sandwich with toddler 🥰

This is where we are at currently and I simultaneously hate it and love it

Yes, I drive a Subaru. No, I am not a lesbian.

Goats in the subaru

Look at her

This tweet was meant to be a whimsical little bit of humor but it turned into a social experiment about how men don’t understand women’s jokes. In today’s essay I will—

Ok I miss my microwave bc I wanna make quick spontaneous microwave brownie in a mug

As a millennial, whenever I find out an account I like on here is gen z I get weirdly protective of them as if I am their big sister 😤😂😂😂

😭

Me, lying: this wouldn’t work on me

Father son bonding time lol

Sometimes when I’m shaving my legs, I am reminded of this unhinged girl on instagram who made content solely around not removing body hair, which cool if you wanna normalize it idc, but she was such a b word about it

Hi for those who don’t know I have the MTHFR mutation which means if I eat fortified ANYTHING or folic acid, my brain will inflame & I will not be sane or healthy for days on end. Ok bye!