Why/how are there so many absolute dumbfuck drivers in Austin? TxDOT Austin City of Austin

It's Friday of your first full "work from home" week... or maybe it's just like any other Friday. #WashYourHands Whatever. Use this day to neaten up your files and the like; VALBRAINS walks you through it: thecreativeparty.com/throw-old-work…

Why hasn’t someone changed Gasolina to Quarantina and released it? I am waiting 🕰 ... Daddy Yankee 😀 (DY) #coronacontent

i also need someone to do a cover of The Flaming Lips' She Don't Use Jelly but to change it to Quarantine. Quaaaa-aaa-aaa-rantine #coronacontent

she’s beautiful! thanks for sharing! 🐈 🍑 🎨

#1 recommended quarantine activity #CatButt 🐈🍑🎨🎨🎨

hope you and your new kit-cat enjoy! questions: 1. does she have a name? 2. are you going to let her color too? 3. what does she think of the buttholes?

#taxes are cancelled (or at least postponed). throw your dollars at this instead: 🐈🍑 bit.ly/catbuttactivit… Chronicle Books #quarantinecoloring #catbuttcoloringbook

shhhhhhh Gayle is the ghost illustrator! 🐈 🍑 🎨

“It used to take a village. Now it takes financing.” #QOTD

More on 2️⃣4️⃣1️⃣ above out of Austin TX, regarding the Austin PD shooting Justin Howell with a beanbag round to the skull and then shooting the medics (Latest update is that he is not dead, but will have permanent brain damage: buzzfeednews.com/article/amberj…) x.com/doreenrenee/st…

"imagine you’re an eagle, but you only walk everywhere" "oh my god, what a dumbfuck eagle" #existentialchats

So let me get this straight: It's the year 2020, tech bros are our gods and the best system we can think of for ensuring everyone can vote is SNAIL MAIL? Somebody explain this to me.

has anyone made a choose-your-own-adventure website for 2020?

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TX is one of just FOUR states not granting at least temporary access to vote-by-mail for all voters in light of the pandemic (and currently rising cases💉). The only person who can change that is Greg Abbott. Call Governor Abbott: 512-463-1782 Peek the map represent.us/vote-home-covi…

Big thanks Real Time with Bill Maher Bill Maher for featuring #CatButtXmas on last night's show! ps #CatButtHanukkah exists 🕎 To answer your q's: 1. How do you get your ideas? Keywords + reading the zeitgeist 2. What else do you do with the crayons? Smell 'em vimeo.com/648125140

#CatButtXmas 🐈🍑🎄 on Real Time with Bill Maher with Bill Maher 11/19/21 & #CatButtHanukkah 🕎 on your wishlist both available on amazon: bit.ly/catbuttxmashan… 🎁🎁🎁 #cantstopthisfeline

Why yes, I got a cat butt coloring book for Christmas! Ho Ho Ho! amzn.to/3NRYWx3