girl whos dying of stress: let me just do an all nighter

"Don't put all your eggs in one basket" Well I just have the one egg

This retrograde was one for the books baaabyyyy. Lmao

Pokopia is rotting my brain because why did I see this on the street and immediately think habitat

間違ってメタモンラグをゆめしまに連れてったフワンテ #ポケモン #イラスト #ぽこポケ #ぽこあポケモン

outlook is down for me thank god

the US could have elected one of those children’s toys that makes farm animal noises when you pull a string and there’d be normal gas prices and airport wait times right now

Unfortunately, my year starts on April 1st because January, February , and March had some weird shit going on.

lmao I’ve literally never felt like more of a failure than today! 😀 what a joy it is to continue tumbling downwards at every opportunity! 😀

from the bottom of my heart, i just want life to get better. I'm so tired.

the fact that astronauts in space still have to deal with microsoft office products feels unfair. like you’re in space. that’s an earth problem

We see our home planet as a whole, lit up in spectacular blues and browns. A green aurora even lights up the atmosphere. That's us, together, watching as our astronauts make their journey to the Moon.

now that we know about perimenopause do you guys ever stop and think about how crazy it is that that's why your poor mom and your puberty age self were trying to kill each other for like a few years there

I will never be gaslit to believe that I’m the extremist for believing that everyone has the right to food, shelter, and healthcare.

“I promise I’ll be in bed early tonight” me at the ripe hour of 3am:

Me when I listen to Noah Kahan album

why does outlook make it actually painful to mass delete emails

I have tried deleting the same 500 emails four times now they will not go away