my dentist just took me next door and bought me boba..

am i crazy for getting mad at my gf for brushing her teeth before letting me know cause what if im not done eating yet for the day..

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my hobbies including forcing my gf to like everything that i like

dear helpful honda dealers I need a michelada

everyone shut the hell up open.spotify.com/track/4wCmqSrb…

my gf is trying to 69 but with foot massages

i need to go to a little trinket gift shop in a random town or i will combust

being in nursing school you have to make friends in class or they shoot you in the face

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First date idea you make every decision for me for the rest of my life

i love when people are sweetie pies

my gf to me after a month of dating

ppl in the medical field get off work and immediately violate hipaa

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going to the beach hungover is one of life’s greatest gifts

worms in your brains