I need to apologize.

I miss linsanity so much

some dream of marrying a rich man, I dream of being a personality hire

linsanity knows no borders

whales are small now april fools still big

the american dream is owning franchises

im starting to hypothesize that a square is a rectangle but a rectangle isn’t a square

two is a terrific number of beers but we’re looking very strongly into three or possible four

currently resisting the human urge to slam 5 hard boiled eggs in one sitting

if i lived in the 1800s i would simply choose to not participate in battle

touch of the tysm

“ok” has no business being two syllables

hey i’m at tgi fridays right now can i call you back??

When you just finish up with the trials and then here come the tribulations 😐

One of the worst things a jig can be is up.

I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight

if i was a singer id be forgetting my own lyrics

butterfingers deserve more clout