I think the baby wants you

I’ll just have the dinner leftovers for breakfast

My mom is coming over

“About time,” said this old guy I know named Gene about the passing of oj Simpson. “Talented football player tho” Gene added

Accidentally bought the Pocahontas tonie for my daughter thinking it was mulan at a glance. Hashtag racist

They could

Im not bothered by crying at all but the depressive “I’m overwhelmed and thus I give up” thing is not particularly great in anyone but when men do it is triggers fear/anger mode for women I think

Lo-fi Republican

4 month old rolled back to belly and I missed it because I was filling up the mop bucket. It’s so over

Cynicism is a disease 🙏

A total eclipse would be insane to witness in like the 1500s. I’d be praying to the stars too

The sun is always up there but we’re not able to look at it? Bad design

Pulling my son out of school early so we can bbq and play in the pool during the eclipse. He stays winning

Amazed by the mind of someone who would feel excited seeing this lmao

People with no money are obsessed with this topic

My sumo mandarin budget is out of control this month

These three guys look disgusting with bare chests protruding next to Barron Trump. Very very disrespectful.