Nice

Call me Kristi Gnome or whatever her name is but I believe in k*lling dogs idc

Congress just shows up to work every day and says 'what's the stupidest, most evil thing we could possibly do?' and I think that's beautiful

Me leaving the house to pick up a sleeve of zyns so I can pile up reward points and maybe win a pizza oven

My husband works from home and our toddler knocks on his office door prob 100 times a day to ask if she can see pictures of raccoons on his computer. He‘s never acted annoyed. It makes me cry lmfao

Michael Caine has shared his physical media collection of films he has starred in.

I’m not the most educated on Lutheranism but wouldn’t this be more Anglican?

I love women because they are either thinking about skincare or death

good for her

Michelle Obama took away whole milk from the kids at lunch. Made them drink fat free milk. You wonder why everyone’s turning gay

Trump def got a deep plane facelift he not playing this election..

Having daughters is so fun because they really only care about providing for their baby dolls.

I feel sick to my stomach any time I post a selfie. I’ll still do it though

Not really a fan of The 1975. I only like maybe five of their albums and a couple EP’s and some live versions of Matty Healy performing drunk. Other than that I don’t really like them.

go ahead. post another 'take.' tell me you're a maga communist. say i'm jewish for not joining hamas. accuse adolf hitler of being a zionist. come up with a right-wing way to say equality is important. call me gay for liking women.

What happened to Donald “vaccines cause autism” Trump????