Theaker's Quarterly Fiction #79: Unsplatterpunk! 8 is now out in paperback and ebook, edited by Douglas J. Ogurek!

The UNSPLATTERPUNK! slaughterscape expands its grisly reach with more tales that blend a positive message into a cesspit of gore and grossness. In this eighth issue, four heroines bash and slice their way to illumination. Get it now: theakersquarterly.blogspot.com/2026/01/theake… via Theaker's Quarterly Fiction

The new Kung Fu Sue adventure, "Kung Fu Sue and the Drug Lord's Elephant", has been published in the eighth edition of Unsplatterpunk! (ed. .Douglas J. Ogurek) from .Theaker's Quarterly Fiction: theakersquarterly.blogspot.com/2026/01/theake…

Strong pacing and redundancy collide in creature feature story exploring friendship and power structures. Get my full review of Best of Luck by Jason Mott: theakersquarterly.blogspot.com/2026/01/best-o… via Theaker's Quarterly Fiction #horror #HorrorCommunity #horrortale #BookReview

East to the Dawn describes the life of a fiercely independent woman with an energetic personality defying the odds to attain fame in a male-dominated endeavor. See my full review: goodreads.com/review/show/82… #Nonfiction #BookReview

Stop solving and start listening: Brooklyn teacher shares lessons on helping kids become productive citizens. Here's my review of We Got This by Cornelius Minor: goodreads.com/review/show/82… #bookreview

Someone filmed bats upside down and it looks like a goth night club 🦇

Do you despise clichés and get off on wordplay and ultraviolence? Meet brand standards enforcer Swince and senior cliché assassin Gunky P. Assweat. It’s time to change the world . . . one intestine at a time: books2read.com/ChangetheWorld via Plumfukt Press #bizarro #horror #HorrorFam

Basic plot, basic tech, sophisticated filmmaking. Read my review of Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga - theakersquarterly.blogspot.com/2026/01/furios… via Theaker's Quarterly Fiction #MovieReview

Outstanding!

Very impressive.

Wanted: outrageous gore and grossness with a moral twist! UNSPLATTERPUNK! 9 opens for short story and art submissions: theakersquarterly.blogspot.com/2026/03/unspla… via Theaker's Quarterly Fiction

Horror that makes you laugh, cringe, and throw up at the same time. 13 Planets has republished Stone Ovaries and Bowling Balls Trapped in Beautiful Prodigy World. Get it free on Kindle now: amazon.com/dp/B0GMRZR2B6 #horror #splatterpunk #HorrorCommunity

Those kids in The Blair Witch Project needed one of these!

A sentient architectural feature becomes mute witness to a terrible decline. Read my story "Caryatid and Dog" in the latest issue of Schlock! Webzine: amazon.com/dp/B0GQJ9HW2D #sciencefiction

There’s a line between suspense and annoyance – this story crosses it. Check out my review of It Waits in the Woods by Josh Malerman: theakersquarterly.blogspot.com/2026/03/it-wai… via Theaker's Quarterly Fiction #horror #BookReview #HorrorBooks #HorrorReads #HorrorFiction

There’s a line between suspense and annoyance – this story crosses it. Check out my review of It Waits in the Woods by Josh Malerman: theakersquarterly.blogspot.com/2026/03/it-wai… via Theaker's Quarterly Fiction #horror #BookReview #HorrorBooks #HorrorReads #HorrorFiction

Get the unsplatterpunk collection that Absolute Underground magazine called “Pure Brutal” and TBM Horror Experts summed up in one word: “BLECH!” I Will Change the World . . . One Intestine at a Time: amazon.com/dp/B0B7GFZ6QT

Get the unsplatterpunk collection that Absolute Underground magazine called “Pure Brutal” and TBM Horror Experts summed up in one word: “BLECH!” I Will Change the World . . . One Intestine at a Time: amazon.com/dp/B0B7GFZ6QT #horror #extremehorror #splatterpunk #horrorcommunity

A big win for turtles. Now let's work on birds.