- Broke up Nets superteam - Forced Harden out of Philly - Single-handedly broke The Process - Forced Luka out of Dallas - Broke up the Middleton Bucks 1 man. The Franchise exterminator.

Caniac combo with the Smirnoff shooter? Powerful order, but hate the litter.

Hi Dallas Mavericks my nephew Chris is sobbing because I bought him these tickets for his birthday to see his favorite player Luke doncic play and he just found out what you guys did, my DMs are open for reimbursement thanks

If Pritchard goes for 40 again tnt I’ll get the Pritchard buzz

Damn the seats I bought for tonight SUCK I can’t see shit from here

Dude at gym wearing a Medford High 2012 freshman football undefeated season commemorative T. This new generation would say something like “hang it up” or “shrink”. That’s not how my generation did things. Instead I’ll say hell ya. Thats actually cool af I wish we were undefeated

Tax returns just hit the bank account

So nice out that I just tipped the uber driver

Just give me bread and circus and I have no problem working for the Man #AMC

Imagine getting to play a little league game today. These kids don’t know how good they have it

Devastating notification this morning. Piece I’ve been eyeing for about a month was snagged last night.

A family of foxes. Anyone else here a fan of wildlife? #animals #photography

Is the worst attempt of spelling “will” of all time?

Kid should’ve never been on the warning track. Back in my day it was clear if u touched dirt u could get booted, that’s on the MLB for getting too lenient with the rules. Also, check out this leather flash and the agility to avoid the boy.

Sorry boss I got bigger fish to fry (might try to go for the cone record this weekend)

All my homies HATE Craig Breslow