Sets down bottles of booze to form a pentacle, lays in the middle of it all stark naked, says some gibberish, hopefully summons Angrboða.

Scar is clearly morphing into a lizard.

"As much as I'm accused of wanting to set the world alight, it seems you will eventually manage that on your own."

Pokes @BadAngelBelial between the ribs.

@BadAngelBelial "Well, my mom met my dad... I'm sure you know the drill."

@BadAngelBelial "Everyday we're born anew." Somehow he manages to keep a straight face despite the scrutinizing. "Anything interesting to-

@BadAngelBelial -see there?"

"I can't help it, he gets his good looks from me." x.com/moonhoundman/s…

I ENJOYING MYSEKF BY THE LAKE, BUT THEN I REMEMBERED INSTANCES OF REGRET IN MY LIFE, AND PAIN I HAVE CAUSED OTHERS

This. x.com/VileLoki/statu…

"I've only come here to ask one thing, so listen carefully." Pauses. "Whose dick do I have to suck to be allowed to suck 𝐌𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐧's?"

Though the answer was predictable, he had definitely hoped for less enthusiasm. x.com/BadAngelBelial…

"...thank you?" Unsure if he's relieved or disappointed. Oh well. x.com/BadAngelBelial…

That would be just boring. x.com/BadAngelBelial…

Since it's not /his/ loss, he doesn't mind. x.com/BadAngelBelial…

YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER. x.com/BadAngelBelial…

Oh, that's such a thoughtful Christmas present. Kisses the angel on the tip of her nose. x.com/BadAngelBelial…

"There was a dick-slapping and no one invited me. I am disappointed, mother." @BadAngelBelial

@BadAngelBelial Crosses his arms. Rather decisively, too.

Just picking up some chicks.