White people only exist to be SSRI test mice

Niggas be like Im a pan africanist and they gf follow whiteclaw on instagram

Ima get Sora.ai tatted across my forehead

My missing hb’s credit card info is elite ball knowledge

They sent fulcrum to die in operation Epic chungus fury crusade Whatever bro Judgment Day is literally tomorrow Jus do what you want

Sitting on the opposite end of the mundy intersection on free condom friday w a sign that says “Free Zinc Level Testing—No Bloodwork Required”

Before i go broke like joc

My friend group stylist said i can’t hang w you anymore bro sorry

I have apprehended a Djinn

Hey siri Put my life on the line

Yea u can jus toss those beers in the fridge next to the roadkill

Handing the doordash order over with my teeth

My family gc was not a fan of the blackpill dark triad edit i made of my baby niece

They saying gas expensive this blunt must be worth a fortune

Guy who doesn’t eat bacon cus it’s reddit

Robin hood’s manager on a burner acc: This moron keeps insisting on ONLY stealing from rich ppl. One time i told him they all in stealth wealth now n He only been mugging random mfs in sweaters bro We’ve made like $20. We wont even qualify for the jugging competition at this rate

"Your jokes are so cheesy" Heh... I know 🍔😈‼️ #DarkCheeseburgerPsychology

Jus tried to request my transcript All the grades say Tel aviv impressed

CJ McCollum hits a huge 3 to cut the lead to 47