They found a way to write the opposite of what they mean. Incredible. Impressive.

Claude send mom a birthday text. Put it in my writing style. NO MISTAKES. Don’t make it sound mushy

I am a single issue voter for Energy Drink Reform

Please zoom in on the whiteboard 4th picture

Soon we shall cross over to the m&m metaphor

Swishers 3 dollars

@ new ayatollah JD Vance is currently hiding miles under a secretive military instillation know as “American family field” 1 Brewers way, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, 53214, 43.028 N, 87.971 W

Peptide-usage-gap-relationship

I’m such an idiot I bought 2 dozen eggs right at the top

When I smoke too much I imagine everyone in the room drawing daggers and killing me like Cesar

They saying gas expensive this blunt must be worth a fortune

I pray he Jay William’s himself

We have fucked the dollar so bad it now takes 4 minutes to count the cost of a pizza in 1’s

K-holed at the thug show whispering to myself that can’t be him

As a white guy its so hard to not be in a friend group full of deloitte face

Soon once a month jobs will have wage wheels where most are paid below minimum wage but if u get the little golden sliver it’s 2x listed salary. You will love it

Drakeo used to close his eyes and see the lyrics like the Star Wars intro’s

Coming around on this whole lakeview thing

The implications of the term “Earth Toad” are terrifying

Was unprepared for a presentation and teammate put his name before mine. Had a quick time event where I could either admit to forgetting my own name or go by Neal from now on