Look on the bright side. We can still sign free agents, right? Right? 🤦🏼😳😭 #dcfc #dcfcfans

Quick 2 hour poll. Would you throw a pretend sick day for your child on the last 2 days of term if it meant getting a really good deal on a holiday? Please r/t as I'm in the visibility naughty corner for 14 days.

There’s no way we’re staying up. We’ve got nothing to offer. Can’t create, let alone score, can’t keep a clean sheet. I just don’t see any way out of this. #dcfc #dcfcfans

Nine Inch Nails were incredible last night. Brilliant set, fantastic atmosphere, and I’m not going to leave a 31 year gap between now and seeing them for a 3rd time.

Looks like a really promising player to me. Ed Dawes needs to raise his screeching game though, to compete with this dude though.

Last 4 albums

Chloe Kelly. That’s the tweet. #Lionesses #WomensEuro2025

Is Cruz Allen injured? Not seen him during preseason, as far as I can remember 🤔 #dcfc #dcfcfans

Carlton Morris scores on his debut for Derby County! ✨

Can’t believe we’ve shithoused that! 🤣🤣 We always beat West Brom! Up The Rams! #dcfcfans #dcfc .

🚨 Lewis Travis has told #Rovers he wants to leave and join Derby County. More to follow from Valerien Ismael.

Not the result we’d hoped for, and the performance was concerning in large parts. On the plus side the boy got to meet Ed Dawes and Eric Steele, who were both absolute gents

Happy birthday to the queen, Madonna

The first touch 😮‍💨 #dcfc

Tonight, me and my mate Rob drove down to Brighton, and got to listen to a musical hero of mine, give a reading from his new book, and answer some questions. Was a brilliant evening, and sometimes, it really is great to meet your heroes.

I know there's always ifs and buts and now is not the times, but can we just rejoin the EU already? This nonsense has gone on for far too long and done enough damage. The world is rapidly changing and we need to stop wasting time masturbating over the ghost of sovereignty.

When I think of all the points in history, I could potentially have existed in, it’s pretty fucking awesome, that I’m around at the same time as Devin Townsend.