They’ve been playing chess since the very beginning

Tottenham Hotspur Play against us, please. 🙏🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

France: PLEASE USE MORE ENERGY – WE HAVE TOO MUCH. UK: If you reduce your boiler temperature, you can save £100 a year.

"He [Liam Rosenior] is not even looking at what's happening... goal" 😳 "Stop looking at your coach for instructions" 😬 Thierry Henry and Jamie Carragher analyse Newcastle's goal against Chelsea ⤵️

Getting emoted on by a sheep in front of thousands. That’s going to be a long car ride home in the booster seat

Ambramovic, look at what these man have done to our club

In a stroke of luck, the arsonists chose to burn ambulances which were at the end of service & due to be replaced.

UK taxpayer money being used to replace privately insured vehicles?

If you see a diabetic developing serious symptoms (confusion, shaking, sweating) and you're not sure if it’s because of high/low blood sugar, give them some sugar first if they're still conscious while trying to get to the hospital. Low blood sugar kills fast but high blood

6 wings and chips was £2 we’ll never that again

🎶 Chelsea away fans: “Fuck off Eghbali, you're not wanted here. Fuck off Rosenior, Fuck off Rosenior.”

Take Garnacho

It's the overreaction that's fecking hilarious...it's so stage managed... Ask yourself this. If two Christians, or Muslims, or Hindus or Sikhs were stabbed, would there be a COBRA meeting at all?

What a time

Fuck the rest of us though eh?

Congratulations EWD_Eagles_FC 2025-2026 Sports King Cup Winners

🚨🗣️Mykhailo Mudryk: “If they (FIFA) banned me without having a solid proof, why didn't they do the the same for the entire Argentine squad in WC 22? They literally did it in the greatest tournament ever” 😳

0-3. RIP Chelsea Football Club, 2026. May, 4.