airport pint in the morning

if you enjoy the NYT daily games, you need to get onto Redactle. you start with a 99% censored random Wikipedia page and you have to guess words to uncover them to help you eventually guess the article name. at this point I do it before I even do the NYT ones

god forbid I consider the thoughts and feelings of the human I pair bonded with for life

paid for the tram for the first time in ages n there's a grass on here checking cards. unreal start to the annual leave

'veterans discount' it was 4 years ago

Out of Office: On
Tenerife with the boys: Pending

here wiiiii

oh this is brilliant. so simple, so succinct. shows how instantly this culture war bullshit crumbles when you apply a crumb of common sense, reason & basic perspective.

A British man goes to book his NHS appointment.

‘The soonest we can book you in is 2029’.

‘Morning or afternoon?’

‘What does it matter, it’s five years from now?’

‘I’ve booked a train ticket for the afternoon’

'arm chair mailmen' is a phrase that could only ever be written on Twitter. no other app has users with that little time on their hands to be getting irrationally angry over letterboxes

Gorilla, O2 Ritz, Manchester Academy 1+2 all free that night. Night n Day and Band on the Wall both busy

my money's on Gorilla

'Each person in this video has spent a minimum of £1000 on their season ticket' it's a fucking away game lad 🤣🤣🤣

fully had to connect my online banking to some rightmove system so they could get a machine to read my statements and make sure I was acc getting paid. this housing market is no joke

pains me how ugly the Spotify app is compared to Apple Music I want gorgeous full screen album art with Dolby Atmos too

McGregor has literally zero interest in him, just tried to shake his hand and walk away. he's fully just tried to kick something off to big himself up to the fans because he did absolutely fuck all when he was on the pitch

alexa play I Couldn't Be More In Love by The 1975

The best business name/slogan featured on the show

-a thread

been up with nerves since half 5 now just fully accepting the fact i will not be getting back to sleep before the match