It was a total misunderstanding! Everything's fixed now.

Mr. Bucky, sir. . . I couldn't answer your texts in jail.

I had to defend a friend! I probably shouldn't tell you who that friend was. . . SQUIRRELS, RIGHT. Tippy Toe misses you ( or maybe just the armor. )

LUCKY'S OWNER⁉️

My tail is in dire need of some grooming.

x.com/i/events/14389…

I just escaped f_deral pr_son.

Getting imprisoned multiple times is starting to negatively affect my grades.

Don't tell Iron Man, but she has been hiding in his basement for a while now.

And — I found the chunkiest fellow squirrel the other day! Aptly named Fluffy, of course.

Does anyone want to beta read my Tony Stark fanfic? Nancy is a li'l busy.

Don't mind her, she's just trying to groom her tail and failing miserably.

⠀ ݁ ⑬ ⠀ ⠀ ⎯⎯ ⠀ ⠀ 𝐒͟𝗁𝖺𝗐𝗇 𝐂͟𝖺𝗋𝗍𝖾𝗋 you know the whole hero thing is a joke, right? I mean, the way you gave up that shield — deep down, you must know it's all hypocrisy. x.com/i/events/14428…

“tony is a war criminal” “bucky is a war criminal” “steve is a war criminal” okay but i can change them 🥺🥺😮‍💨😮‍💨 stop look at me this isnt yall 🥺🥺🥺🥺😮‍💨