"Another joke could be made here, but I think that's enough dad jokes. . . for today."

sucks to suck.

. . . you need help?

Stares in Afro-Latino.

BUT DAAAAAAD—.

magneto is my emotional support father figure.

[shuts up.]

It takes a moment for him to realize that she's talking about pizza, and not the pineapple chunks that have been sitting in the fridge for months now. "I guess we're gonna have to wait and see," he answers, vaguely. He doesn't have the heart to tell her he loves Hawaiian pizza.

what did i do? 🧍🏾‍♂️

He responds in kind with a smile of his own; so not fair, she's / contagious. / "I guess we will, huh?" He hesitates for a moment. "Are you going to order food for the rest?" He will never recover from this, financially.

He exhales in relief. Oh, thank God. He was starting to get a little nervous. "Okay, okay. I'll have to make it up to them too." Too bad he doesn't have an aunt to bake pastries like she does.

i had to do what i had to do.

His eyebrows shoot up in surprise. "Yeah, that actually does sound believable. . . Let's go with that!"

It's better than letting y'all get blown up.

Why is everyone giving me a hard time over getting blown up? I survived, didn't I?

such a warm reception i'm receiving. love you guys.

━──┈

(( HEY HEY @FLUlDUM MAYA AND ARMANDO.

oh, man. . .