Clare Confusion (@ummmclare) 's Twitter Profile
Clare Confusion

@ummmclare

Ok sure hi I'm a vet? and a member of @ch_crocs ? Oh I guess I should put an emoji too 🏒 she/her

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calendar_today03-12-2020 19:55:36

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PSA: get a list of foods you are allergic to tattooed on your hand and then (the important part) DO NOT EAT THOSE THINGS. This is what I do and I have only lost important stats once since I started.

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Why is everyone talking about worms? Do I need to get a worm anatomy book? I'm already trying to figure out to treat sky whales and ummmm cat? bobbleheads? this is kind of a lot.

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OH blaseball started again and that's why Choux is so crowded! I thought a lot of people just had extra shoes they wanted to get rid of for spring cleaning and also rest of year cleaning.

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So I've never understood how it works but there's no chance my shadow will suddenly turn into a blaseball player right??? I was a little excited to meet Mike Townsend but it seems like there are a lot of them in the shadows and maybe some are mean????

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im not sure but i think increasing the chances of incineration is some kind of osha violation definitely do not think loge is up to safety standards

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PSA sundaes are NOT SAFE to eat, you will choke on them due to karma. Also I don't trust that the wet pretzel or the pink one are up to food safety standards but they are probably fine?????

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What does it mean that my soul scream is question marks? They always say it's fine at the doctor but now that immateria changes them or whatever I'm concerned?

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Sometimes people ask me, "Clare, with everything going on how do you keep your vibes so good?" Why do you think I wear sunglasses 24/7?

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Someone just left rang the doorbell and when I went to answer there was a basket on the doorstep. I was worried for a second it was a baby but there were swords in it??? So I guess these are mine now?