I've been so busy making sure all these cats that showed up are ok that I haven't had time for Twitter, sorry everyone!

the whale sound in my apartment building has gotten louder so i put up a sign about it in the elevator. hope i get some signatures

PSA: get a list of foods you are allergic to tattooed on your hand and then (the important part) DO NOT EAT THOSE THINGS. This is what I do and I have only lost important stats once since I started.

Why is everyone talking about worms? Do I need to get a worm anatomy book? I'm already trying to figure out to treat sky whales and ummmm cat? bobbleheads? this is kind of a lot.

CURRENTLY INVESTIGATING THE EFFECTS OF THIS PERFECTLY NORMAL FLOODING PLEASE REPORT ANY USUAL INCIDENTS THAT OCCUR RT

OH blaseball started again and that's why Choux is so crowded! I thought a lot of people just had extra shoes they wanted to get rid of for spring cleaning and also rest of year cleaning.

So I've never understood how it works but there's no chance my shadow will suddenly turn into a blaseball player right??? I was a little excited to meet Mike Townsend but it seems like there are a lot of them in the shadows and maybe some are mean????

But I asked for no pickle! 😣 Oh well.

Wait did t bb leave their space elsewhere and that's where that came from?

im not sure but i think increasing the chances of incineration is some kind of osha violation definitely do not think loge is up to safety standards

How do you communicate with the ticker? Sky writing? Gloogle easiest Charleston to rent a plane

PSA sundaes are NOT SAFE to eat, you will choke on them due to karma. Also I don't trust that the wet pretzel or the pink one are up to food safety standards but they are probably fine?????

What does it mean that my soul scream is question marks? They always say it's fine at the doctor but now that immateria changes them or whatever I'm concerned?

REN IS BACK IN CHARLESTON???? EVERYTHING MUST BE PERFECT AND THAT INCLUDES THIS TWITTER ACCOUNT

Sometimes people ask me, "Clare, with everything going on how do you keep your vibes so good?" Why do you think I wear sunglasses 24/7?

Someone just left rang the doorbell and when I went to answer there was a basket on the doorstep. I was worried for a second it was a baby but there were swords in it??? So I guess these are mine now?

I am not sure what we did but it worked! Go CROCS!