I’d be gutted if I got a present that big opened it and was some random us soldier

HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT ME IM MOVING IN SILENCE

the way cynthia erivo didn’t even smile when rose won she’s so shady and can’t let other female actors have their moment

fans: lana where's the new album??? lana trying to leave her house to buy a new vape:

GETTING READY TO MAKE HISTORY

Hearing the entire alphabet by saying it in just one word. Goodnight X Family!!!

why he sound like

Annalise will show up drunk, frame the judge and I'll be home by noon.

baby if they going down they’re taking EVERYBODY with them

iJustine drags Jake Paul in a new reply on Threads. “It’s unfortunate a broken jaw couldn’t even keep his mouth shut.”

Das hat jetzt schon Züge von Orwell 1984. Das Ding hieß nie Heizgesetz, das hatte die CDU gelogen. Es hieß Gebäude Modernisierungsgesetzes und kam ursprünglich von wem, von der CDU. Die führen uns alle hinter die Fichte.

This is the type of video your straight woman coworker shows you when she finds out that you’re gay.

Robert Habeck persönlich hat nämlich den Iran angegriffen

boomers are the worst gen because all the cool ones died from drugs and AIDS and we’re left to deal with all the losers.

Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!