youtu.be/qq09UkPRdFY via YouTube# PLAY THE SONG Texas Men’s Basketball Greg Brown @HookEmSmart Paxtoñ Moore Blake Rowe

“I have no idea how art appreciates in value. I just stick to sausage man” Rustados Unidos

This tweet goes out to all of the socks that came out of the dryer and never found their other homie

Every flight on Southwest Airlines provides another opportunity to watch Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga absolutely crush it

Me: “I’m finally turning a corner and not letting my self worth be tied to a group of 18-23 year olds anymore” ┳┻| ┻┳| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| _ ┻┳| •.•) Inside Texas: “Privately Sark ┳┻|⊂ﾉ thinks this Texas team could ┻┳|. reach the CFP”

I’M A BIG FAT LOSER Texas Football

A good amount of gas early, SMASH the brakes

Appears I’ll be quote tweeting this on a weekly basis

Myself & 35 of our friends bought an entire block of tickets for the game tomorrow. Not a single one of us graduated from UTSA. This is more than UTSA’s team. This is SAN ANTONIO’s team! For the 210 baby!!! #getHYPED #fortheCITY #210 Jeff Traylor Don Harris @christianb1994

Hey Quinn Ewers

Just another one of those days where I can’t stop thinking about stuffing my face with a pirata taco from Taco Palenque

Literally everyday

Hi Elon Musk can you make a hyper loop between austin and San Antonio. That would be cool

Mark Cuban you need to call BELDON® Roofing Company

Bama by 20? #hookem

Appreciate you 🐐 Gary Patterson

That time of the year again

I’m obsessed with the Texas Longhorns

Everyone needs to see this from our own Trish DeBerry laying down the facts and the opportunity cost at stake. This has been in the works for 2-3 years. She gets it.