I’ve been on this earth for 26 years and still don’t understand what shower gel is for

🗣 And STILL undefeated RT if your team is undefeated this season 💯🙌

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Hi Elon Musk can you make a hyper loop between austin and San Antonio. That would be cool

Would be pretty tight if airports had Redzone 🏈✈️

In light of the Adam Levine allegations I will continue to not listen to Maroon 5

Bosnians: I wanna swim Croatia : No

The fact that people are saying this is the first day of summer is frankly offensive to us Texans

Who’s idea was it to have two MNF games at the same time?

#HookEm

SMU 🤝 Texas Winning your conference before bailing for a new one

My picks for the CFP: 1) Michigan (if the win) 2) Washington 3) Texas 4) South Harmon Institute of Technology

Life, Liberty, and SMU getting screwed out of a New Years Six game

I think the Spurs have gotten worse since getting Wemby lol

Spurs win!

How about Joel Dahmen with -5 and no bogeys today. Gotta love seeing a man of the people succeed. #ThePlayersChampionship #lockedin

Jose Altuve is better than Derek Jeter #astros #yankees

Thank you #Worlds2025 that was a hell of a way to end the season. As Billy Beane said “How can you not be romantic about baseball”!