#android9 just landed on my OnePlus and it's taking a while to get used to

Just watched ITV #cheat where they tracked a cat like an iPhone because it was "chipped". Total bollox, a cat chip is like a barcode, it's not a GPS. You'd need to plug your cat in every night to recharge it's GPS you muppets!

I think we can safely drop the ‘and Unionist’ bit from the Conservative Party’s name now.

Ms. Tree caught the Falcon fairing!!

Netflix killed terrestrial TV... unless of course you want to watch celebrities you've never heard of grow their pubic hair... because that shite is alive and well

I had absolutely no intention of climbing this fence. But now it's challenging me....

Every time I Google something Spring Framework related I end up at the Baeldung website which often solves my problem. Kudos to Bauldung (and team?) for documenting such a broad range spring of "how to" guides

Kissing transmits coronavirus. So does talking, coughing, sneezing, breathing without a mask. Sexual intercourse, however, does not appear to. You're welcome.

Choosing your quarantine character 🍾👏😂 x.com/Don_Favs/statu…

Uber Eats just surpassed Uber, for the first time

Dear recruiters: I'm well.

Coronavirus Startup Idea: Retrofit taps, hand driers, hand sanitizer dispensers, everything with foot operated pedals

Superb. If only all interviewees were as brutally honest as Ronnie O'Sullivan.

Religion is a culture of faith. Science is a culture of doubt.

With Netflix and Disney+ my kids just don't get the same TV experience I had as a kid where you have to switch that crap off and go outside and play

Give the vaccines to Amazon & we’d all be vaccinated in 2 days

📣 We are recognizing several prominent community members in our Gradle Fellowship program. Welcome Schalk Cronjé Björn Kautler James Justinic Lance! 👏👏👏 See gradl.es/3jBKoB7

Breaking: First image received from James Webb Telescope #SpaceX reddit.com/r/SpaceXMaster…

At the gym where everyone does hundreds of reps of various weights yet we all go out of our way to hold the door for each other to save them from opening it

My twitter feed is shite lately, how do it reset?