walked into the gay bar queerly on nonbinary lesbian night of chronic cuntservism and asked for a cold gender fluid on the cocks with they/them juice and the bartender gave me this

hey sorry i can’t make it tonight i’m hanging out disrespectfully with women in unstable places from my wild recent past

america doesn’t have indigo and they live in absolute bliss not knowing what indigo is and being so close to a country that HAS indigo’s (canada) but not having access to them that’s tragic

girls don’t like boys, girls like Halloween decorations and reassurance no one is mad at them

when u lose ur house in a natural disaster they like send everyone affected to like hotels so they have somewhere to stay and they feed you it’s all very movie base camp-core but tell me how NO ONE here is hot how am i supposed to make my trauma bond 😡

Wonder what they’d think of this landmark

hey i can’t come in to work today i have to indulge my childlike sense of joy and wonder

your honor who gives a fuck lowkey

three gay women tried to hang up a curtain rod and failed today … i think we’re legally straight now

very important girl math i don’t hear people talk about enough is that if something costs 100$ and i do pay in 4 it actually only costs 25$ and i cheated the system

(in a depressive episode voice) yeah i don’t know what’s up with me lately i think it’s just stress

This is how it feels to be a girl with a lot of built in anger

“Wanna hangout?” Sorry but I actually have to stay home and clench my jaw 24/7

there's actually nothing more affirming than a "no literally" from a gay person

i have the anxiety of a small prey animal