the idea of long distance friends is actually really sweet. i love u despite distance and time zones. ur across the country but ur still the person i wanna share everything with. it’s really nice to have someone u connect with so much that against all odds ur still my best friend

To a kinder bueno mind such as mine, Ferrero Rocher is just Kinder Mejor

Sent a When2Meet to figure out when all my friends are available for a call bc it's been too long

Medieval painters vindicated

Pronouncing LoboTime like Lobotomy

I need a proper jeweler's bench

It's not a competition, but if it were I'd be winning

Can't wait to be home and take pain killers and be horizontal on a bed that provides back support

Warm bath/shower and then horizontal on bed*

This came up again this past weekend and I am still flattered but also terrified bc that's pressure

Pretty much unless I know I'm properly grocery shopping, I refuse to get a shopping cart at the store and this always results in me carrying an arm full of items around the store

Man I miss when malls were cool

I have to call my doctor's office and I Don't Want To

How the hell am I vitamin D deficient while living in a desert

Just remembered art school is fake, we're so back baby