Here's a little something from Australian Reptile Park to make you smile this weekend. Please take care, #stayhome and keep safe ❤

WINNING SIMLE: This dog may have stolen its owner's false teeth, but she can't seem to stay mad at him. abcn.ws/2Z5M6kB

Thanks to Toyota Australia for voluntarily repaying JobKeeper 👏. If only other companies would follow this example of good corporate citizenship.

If only everyone had a card with a number and name on it that could be shown and used to get their allotment of RATs. We could call it careMedi or something. Lets workshop it

So glad that Gina Rinehart got recognized for her services to inheriting wealth, relentlessly pursuing more wealth, withholding wealth from her family members and complaining about paying other people for making her more wealthy. A real credit to this country.

Hi guys! Adam here! I just wanted to let you know that "the value of hard work" is a myth and a sickness and if you truly love your children you should teach them to find emotional fulfilment through literally any other means. OK, thanks! C ya! ✌️

I'm still laughing at the boat not turning up on time. It's like Four Seasons Total People Smuggling

If every single telephone service line number is experiencing "higher than usual call volumes" every time you call them maybe those are just the usual call volumes. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Smart enough to spell 'you're'.

In one week we are launching a brand new show. ABC News

When Paddington Bear takes tea with the Queen. Exquisite. One to watch on repeat (and finally after 70 years we find what the Queen keeps in her handbag…) ❤️💙🤍#PlatinumJubilee

We’re putting together tonight’s premiere episode of “The Context” on ABC News, with stories on the hidden Ukraine genocide and Australia’s battle to quit the smokes (and vapes). 8pm AEST

Great program John Barron ABC News. Really looking forward to next week’s #TheContext

What else do Donald Trump & Alan Joyce have in common? Tiny hands 🤚🏻#alanjoycehands #alanjoyce The Chaser The Shovel

Anybody want a peanut!?