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News you can believe in. New show 'Wankernomics 2.0: As Per My Last Email' on sale now.

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John Howard has released a map of where he says the missing Iraq War cabinet documents are definitely located

John Howard has released a map of where he says the missing Iraq War cabinet documents are definitely located
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“It means I can give him a really nice large chunk of myrrh, rather than two smaller pieces”

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“It means I can give him a really nice large chunk of myrrh, rather than two smaller pieces” Full story: 👉 tinyurl.com/5xx5vy2e
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“We’re not fussy,” Joseph said, broadening the search further by clicking on the ‘stables’ option.

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“We’re not fussy,” Joseph said, broadening the search further by clicking on the ‘stables’ option. Full story 👉 tinyurl.com/4bzjtark
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“They talk about him constantly. They say things like ‘I wonder what Santa is going to bring this year?’ and ‘Do you think Santa is getting his sleigh ready yet?’ – they seem totally convinced he’s real” tinyurl.com/3vawbmkr

“They talk about him constantly. They say things like ‘I wonder what Santa is going to bring this year?’ and ‘Do you think Santa is getting his sleigh ready yet?’ – they seem totally convinced he’s real” tinyurl.com/3vawbmkr
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Opposition Leader and nuclear power fanatic Peter Dutton proudly shows off his family's nuclear powered Christmas lights

Opposition Leader and nuclear power fanatic Peter Dutton proudly shows off his family's nuclear powered Christmas lights
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Who would’ve thought the first organisation to charge someone over the Gaza conflict would’ve been the ICC (International Cricket Council) and not the ICC (International Criminal Court)

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DISHEARTENING: Increasing Number of Children Don’t Even Realise Christmas is Santa’s Birthday, Study Finds tinyurl.com/2tvtzjtv

DISHEARTENING: Increasing Number of Children Don’t Even Realise Christmas is Santa’s Birthday, Study Finds tinyurl.com/2tvtzjtv
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“These claims are libellous and unfounded and I look forward to further tarnishing my name in a lengthy, expensive court case that will uncover previously unknown facts about my past behaviour in excruciating detail'

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“These claims are libellous and unfounded and I look forward to further tarnishing my name in a lengthy, expensive court case that will uncover previously unknown facts about my past behaviour in excruciating detail' Full details: tinyurl.com/ushtvttx
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