Bro really willing to risk it all for you

Doctor: We need a sp£rm donor. Patient: Can I donate directly to the patient? Doctor:

Then is crazy he tore lmfaoooooooo

“fumbling a girl” scarcity mindset

“Connected without internet” is up there on the top two list of ragebaits😭

"Sasa mimi ata ni tweet niliona kwa mtandao"

Again, the greatest form of love is consideration.

When she always has a “bad day”

A nation that doesn't produce it's own cars imposing 100% taxes on imported vehicles is complete stupidity

Real ones know dates are dynamic. Today i pay the whole bill, tomorrow she pays, next week its 70:30, another time I buy the food she gets the drinks, and vice versa kazi hatutafunzwa na miserable partners.

The fact that she had to set up a camera to show her setting up the camera

Living solo as a man beats waking up next to a woman who secretly resents you but acts like she cares.

Things like this exist and you want to settle? Don't settle bro.

Even Pablo Escobar built schools, clinics, homes and funded education for the people in his favela. These dogs are buying Lamborghinis & Porsches with our hard earned taxes. Fucken hell mate.

Njugush can start another family and he will still be respected,bibi ataitwa malaya

white girl's comment black girl's comment

A lot of women are emotionally abusive to their partner, and we don’t talk about it enough

Bottom barrel third world country tweets.