True Post Malone Facts! If you are traveling northbound on Highway 12, there is a stretch of road that lets you experience what it's like to be Post Malone.

Anyone want to play Jenga?

Hatching a plan.

Republican Accountability

John Fugelsang Mark Hamill @DonCheadle "...OF FULLY PAYING BACK SOPHISTICATED WALL STREET BANKS IN FULL, WITH INTEREST, WITH NOT DEFAULT, AND WITH NO VICTIMS!!"

My favorite way to tell my feed has been switched from "Following" to "For You" is that all of my feed is suddenly "My favorite ______ is _____ what's yours?" what's yours?

Looking for the perfect T-shirt to get you in the Halloween Spirit? I've put the Pumpkin Smasher Basher onto a T-shirt (and other apparel). Celebrate the season & Trick or Treaters know they should leave your Jack O'Lantern alone all with one shirt! teepublic.com/t-shirt/516958…

Got into a debate with some friends about Prog Rock, and amused myself enough with a throw-away jokey comment that I decided to turn it into a real thing. So, now you too can buy a T-shirt to share your true feelings about Prog Rock! teepublic.com/t-shirt/517953…

Feeling overwhelmed and confused by this holiday season? The Kerzemaid totally understands! The perfect shirt for you or the Christmas luddite in your life! teepublic.com/t-shirt/541076…

The perfect T-Shirt for Spring! St. Patrick's Day? Rainbows! Easter? Colored eggs! Pride Parade? Rainbows, again! Hot wing eating contest? Chicken! The Hue Hen, from Lesser Legends, is the perfect addition to your wardrobe. teepublic.com/t-shirt/580444…

Whelp. Just because I'm self-abusive, I logged on to my old Twitter account, only to discover that my old handle (@tylerhill) had been given to some Crypto-Bro and I was now stuck with (@tylerhill___), without so much as a notification. Truly a hell site.