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@isaksagent

There’s no wonder our fanbase is getting ripped the piss out of when people post stuff like this😂 self sabotage

HOLDING A PLAYER HOSTAGE FREE CHIESA HE SAID HE WANTS TO LEAVE YOU HAVE TO HONOUR THAT NO ONE WILL SIGN FOR YOU KNOWING THEY CANT EVER ESCAPE am I doing it right

Rugby league remains undefeated:

Dan Burn’s team talk to the lads in #NUFC training this week ahead of Liverpool:

I have a brilliant idea: Since there's a lot of this sort of thing to be done, we could all get together and elect a couple of dozen leading local people (a "Council'), put them in charge of this kind of work, and levy a tax ('Council Tax') on households to defray the expenses.

116 - Across the last five UEFA World Cup qualifying campaigns, the most successful passes per 90 minutes in a single campaign: 125 - Xavi (2014 qualifying) 116 - Dan Burn (2026 qualifying) 114 - Toni Kroos (2018 qualifying) Technicians.

Complete shambles at Fev with the coach stating he isn’t sure whether he’s still the coach or not :

He has looked class for Villa here tbf #NUFC

If only there was some kind of video assistant referee who could intervene to reverse an incredibly bad decision.

Friday 13th was one for the memory box. Getting the shop set up for opening the following day. In walks a man wearing a full Freddy Kruger rubber mask and hat and stands at the doorway. He slowly takes off his mask and not sure what was about to unfold he asks without

Don’t have to watch Newcastle play football for 3 whole weeks

Kids taking a kick and a bloke behind naming top 3 petrol stations 😑

Remember this fella on Look North during lockdown? ‘Get the pubs open, aaal be bothad’