Dan Ashworth on his last day of gardening leave before going to Man United:

#NUFC

When you get sent the leaked #NUFC Adidas kit designs and have to pretend they aren’t really boring:

When there’s nothing to talk about at work because #NUFC didn’t play:

The whole country right now:

#COVMUN

We’re no estate agents but Bruno’s new gaff looks a pretty solid sign he’s staying at #NUFC next season…

When you’ve broken up with your Mrs and meet the lads for your first night out in years:

#NUFC

When your partner tells you all the jobs you have to get done this weekend because #NUFC aren’t playing:

When that one person in the office says ‘happy Friday-Eve’

‘Grandad Mikel, tell me the story of the 2023/24 collapse again’

‘Well son, it all started when VAR decided not to disallow Anthony Gordon’s goal at St. James’ Park’’

#NUFC

It’s scary how much Sven Botman’s unborn baby already looks so much like him…

#NUFC

It’s great to see Bruno having some much-deserved time off with the family…

#NUFC

Would anyone #NUFC fans be interested in some late night Tottenham tears? 👀🎬

Asking for a friend...

When you’re in the canteen on your break and Karen from finance asks how the #NUFC match on Saturday was:

Every #NUFC fan walking into work today:

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙇𝘼𝙎𝙏 𝙒𝙊𝙍𝘿

On a weekend in which the future cost of attending matches was a strong pre-match pint debate, you’d be forgiven for thinking Newcastle’s owners had requested a performance on the pitch to leave no room for doubt that 5% inflation for a fully fit squad

Don’t worry Mikel, smashing Aston Villa isn’t easy for everyone…

#NUFC