A haiku The birds are not real All of them are watching us Secrets are not safe

Wash those fins

Where it all started. SpongeBob ‘Krusty Krab’ Remix #spongebob

Me: “These edibles are trash, I don’t feel shit!” Me 20 minutes later:

What’s it say about the popularity of your platform when your party is this reliant on low voter turnout?

I was tagged by @sabidanielle for the four albums no skip challenge and i’m tagging Erinnnn and Brandon Schinker to give it a shot.

Thought brock and @BrianNies2 would get a kick out of this...

Embattled CrossFit CEO Greg Glassman is resigning after he sparked outrage over his response to nationwide protests against racial injustice and police brutality cnn.it/37flH7D

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If I were Thanos and I had all of the infinity stones I would simply remove every single mosquito from the face of the earth.

This is Kasey. Once a week he’s given an empty frozen peanut butter jar. Always takes it to a safe spot before licking it. 13/10 please enjoy

The words “I’m excited to see Mike Pence and Kamala Harris debate each other”. just came out of my mouth. #Debate2020

MODERATOR: Sir what is your name PENCE: First, I want to say that the American people are strong because they are the American people

Pitch in $5 to help this campaign fly. joe.link/3nvsFwL

Starship landing flip maneuver

If you watch anything today...

Elton John really didn’t have to go that hard on the Road to El Dorado soundtrack

Why didn’t anyone tell me John Mayer is an amazing blues guitarist?