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I'm getting highly offended by posts celebrating the 30th anniversary of movies that came out in the 90s, which was only 10 years ago.

I am going to eat the forbidden Grape Owl Gummy and learn the language of gods

This game between Arizona State and Texas A&M should absolutely be on ESPN Sunday Night Baseball Currently ESPN is showing indoor golf, ESPN2 is showing Believers:Boston Red Sox, and ESPNU is showing The Flying Tiger??

Probably could've saved this announcement until at least 2035

I love when nothing dries because the fitted sheet turned the whole load into one massive b@llsack.

GOP Senator: We’re not into regime change. Q : But you just said you are for regime change here. Senator: I said I’m for the strikes. Q : You said before that you’re for taking out the regime. Senator: Absolutely. That’s different than regime change…

Born too late to see the Greeks fight the Persians. Born just in time to see the Greeks fight the Persians.

Wait a second...where's Jimbo?

Maj. Gen. Randy Manner (Ret.), who is currently stranded in the UAE: "One of the small things that does matter to tens of thousands of people here as well as their families -- it's a little bit disheartening to hear that the UK govt is arranging transport for the British

OSINTtechnical A great opportunity wasted

I heard the same thing when we invaded Iraq, both times.

The opening credits of The Sopranos are iconic. Tony driving through Jersey to “Woke Up This Morning,” cigar in hand, industrial sprawl rolling by. In a minute and a half, you know exactly who this guy is and what world you’re in.

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This cracked me up but also makes me feel extra old.

This blood moon is so beautiful

Markwayne Mullin and Tommy Tuberville doing cable hits all day to see who's the dumbest Republican senator

this shit looks like i should be able to select a raspberry fanta

Don’t share many non-sports related photographs but as soon as I laid my eyes on this one, I had to posts it. Red blood moon during last night’s lunar eclipse over New York.