Tricky start to the season for Pollen FC

An old drawing I did of Greggg No idea why. It was lockdown, some were more affected than others #greggwallace

DON’T trust the MSM. X is now the most trusted source of real news, ffs

If there’s one thing we must have learned by now it’s that the British public cannot be trusted with this sort of thing.

If Home Alone was filmed in 2025

Hope the guys making this thing are recording a bunch of increasingly ominous audio logs about the process onto individual USB sticks and scattering them around the facility

King Charles puts the finishing touches to his letter...

I like how The Pope's page looks like he's scored a late winner and is giving the away end some grief.

Gatwick Airport's terrified

How my chat with Grok 😞 about tribalism, determinism and the threat of human extinction ended. (It was a good chat after I asked it to stop talking like an annoyingly cool surf-toddler)

Thirty days sober folks. Not consecutively, but here and there over the years. I’m estimating

#OnThisDay 1981: Two time Ballon d’Or winner, Kevin Keegan appeared on Blue Peter and came face to face with his own likeness in the shape of a “3D Fabric Portrait” of himself.

Oh no!

CONFUSE Geordie physiotherapists by informing them that you've got knee complaints. (via Jake Bumphrey’s Low Performance Tweets)

PARENTS. Encourage your kids to swear by getting a shih-tzu or a fucking labrador. (via @ThisEcho)

Like everyone I'm a little torn on the referendum, but it's quite clear all the freaks and nutters are for Brexit #Farage #Bojo #IDS #GOVE

WITH half of the country officially hating the other half, why not have a full on civil war? Tomorrow afternoon. Carlisle Wetherspoon’s.

𝗧𝘄𝗼𝗽 𝗧𝘄𝗶𝗽𝘀 Feel younger by doing this to paracetamol then pretend you're 19 & at a club.