|| when the dad in him flares up so he feels like he should scold rey for losing her virginity but also, like... high five kid. damn right it was in the falcon.

|| hey y’all, so I’ve been visiting my best friend in Chicago for the past few days, I’m sorry if replies are weird but I haven’t seen him in months, so he gets my full attention at any given time.

|| this account gives me a perpetual case of the ‘not good enoughs.’ I can’t explain why, but there’s always this bubbling anxiety when I tell myself to do stuff on here.

This is some of the stupidest shit Han has ever heard. He loves it. His best friend, ladies and gentlefolk.

(—— flicks a porg nugget at 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐄𝐋 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐒.

(—— @ofhiddenintent ❛ careful——! ❜

|| ajdhshs han why are you like this??? no one asked for you flirty ass.

|| I have to be up and ready to leave for work at 5:15 am where I will be working constantly until Sunday night. I am already tired.

oh, precious, hopeful boy.

why do you have no socks? one could question, skywalker.

|| I need to go to bed. but I also??? kind of need??? skysolo??? 👀 mostly shutting down but maybe like if you’re a luke interested in dm rp for the night? 👀 👀

|| this... hurts me. deeply.

(han, in the background): to make him feel tall!