I hate that I have to refer to this chart as often as I do. What are some English grammar rules that simply don’t stick with you?

Having a blast watching Guillermo del Toro #CabinetOfCuriosities & seeing friendly faces. (Maybe “faces” isn’t the right word. 😉) The Outside (dir. Ana Lily Amirpour) was delightfully unnerving. GDT, I love your opening preambles! Very Hitchcock. Your love for horror shines so clearly.

Alright! It’s time to drink, dance, and look at attractive people and hope they are bravery than I am. I turned on my data for this. Sober Troy has been foiled. Channeling my inner @RahulKohli13

I want!! It’s somehow less terrifying when it’s larger than a house centipede. Cuter.

!! I just learned my library got rid of late fees. Aside from groceries, do I even need to leave my home anymore? (I am so scattered brained; my fees were abominable) Round Three, Mr. King(s). This time you are going down.

I may be slow to the punch here, but is this a Gail Simone 💙💛 shoutout in DC League of Super-Pets!? (I gasped on the plane, and the person beside me gave me a look.)

Drinking a milkshake through a paper straw is such a miserable experience.

Janelle Monáe, Forever.

But honestly, I could easily watch 30 more minutes of Janelle Monae walking slo-mo into a room, or giving close-up side eye to the camera.

Congratulations, my friend! Guillermo del Toro hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-n…

Less than 10 hours until Chocolate Utopia begins. Discount Valentine’s Day chocolates all for me! Tra la la!

Woke up a little under the weather and for the first time ever, I have lost my voice - maybe I’m just super hoarse. My, is it ever cool! I’m walking around spouting absolute nonsense just because it sounds so cool. All velvety and baritone. Where are the self tapes now, huh?

Sound on

Did anyone else own this absolutely terrifying game when you were a child? If you did, how were those therapy sessions as an adult? (Or was I just a scaredy-cat? This was 100% not a fun time for me. I still remember the sound…)

I am Bad at Twitter, and allergic to people saying nice things about me, but Terry and Alex are super awesome; I’m going to retweet this, and run away as quickly as I can.

In 2024, It's everywhere. Here's the first official poster for They Follow, a sequel to It Follows.

Played dodgeball for the first time in what, 20 years? Got absolutely slaughtered! Playing against folks with fully developed prefrontal cortexes is definitely different. Contortion powers only helped so much seeing as I can’t throw a ball to save my life.