John Mulaney in a bombshell interview with Bubbles Jackson. #EverybodysLive

*explaining to a friend while trying to sound sane*: So Briggs has accessed another dimension as a floating head and is working with the Fireman, who is also The Giant, to trap and redirect a doppelgänger of Cooper who contains an orb of Bob who is the evil that men do and…

Fuck the club let’s go to the NY hall of science in Queens

.Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani: "I want to reflect on the words of the late, great Val Kilmer in the 1995 Michael Mann classic, 'Heat'. He said: "For me, the sun rises and sets with her, man." For too long, the sun has risen and set on New Yorkers living in apartments without reliable heat."

Chim-chim

Christopher Street PATH has a threatening aura

When MJ started singing Bad in the Michael movie I audibly chuckled a bit bc I remembered this lmao

Just walked out of “Michael” premiere 20 minutes in. Why the hell they got Mike playing PS2 at 10 years old? 😡😡

The crux of the story is Michael’s struggle to gain independence from his family, yet his time filming The Wiz in New York, his first time living on his own, was not covered.

Most of MICHAEL is perfunctory beyond belief, even the music scenes are DOA, but one thing about it that probably sounds made up is that Mike Myers is in it as a record company exec, but not the same record company exec he played in BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY, who is made up.

Michael jackson haters love to bring up the nude photos of young boys in his bedroom safe, but they never mention all the normal stuff in his house: picture frames, tables, lamps, etc

Bene Gesserit breeding scheme.

Doing this the next time Metrograph plays Beau Travail

I love editing Pitchfork because we do things like have THE KID MERO 🇩🇴 talk about Los Thuthanaka

Unclear why the makers of ‘Michael’ haven’t disclosed yet that it takes place on Earth-M, the parallel universe where there were never any allegations and Janet was never born. In the sequel, he will meet our universe’s Michael.

the 80s ARE the lamest, most commercial, superficial, boring decade that had ever happened up until the end of the 20th century every decade in the 21st century has somehow just been worse

An honor big fan