just saw somebody say she misses having a friend group but not at the expense of her peace and that’s so real 😭

⭐️

You Gotta Appreciate A Female Wit Morals in Dis Era

cut-waters are actually disgusting

not touching yourself just so you can be extra h*rny for someone in particular is top tier love

😂

If you cut me off I will 100% support you bc Idgaf no way 😂😂

My girl think just cause we go together she ain't gotta actually pay the money when I win the bets.. She talm bout some "you know what ima pay in” shid naw im skraight…you must be finna put yo money where yo mouth is. 😕 where da bread at twin.

No revenge I just hope you realize how genuine I was

my license so good that i’ll honk the horn at the police for cuttin me off

People will hurt you and then act like you hurt them

People really sucked the fun out of social media. We used to prioritize humor! Now, mfs wake up every morning looking for things to be offended by so they can write think pieces and bond through outrage. Miserable souls. 😒

mfs be be like “I’m just a girl” you are a lying ass bitch.

“we” did not do that lame shit 🤣

I never delete anything , that’s why I pay for more storage 😭. I will always be able to pull some up

she’s shaped like a wisdom tooth

we can’t be friends if you have drama attached to your name, you’re always in the messy mix, and you always have some “tea” on somebody else’s business. that is such draining energy to be around.

update: they still locked in 😂

i’ve rejected way more women than I’ve entertained.