Remember when our only problems in life were whether the dress was blue or gold or whether it was yanni or Laurel

I have to ISOLATE because my BARBER got THE COVID

A guy at work said I was too old to be on reddit. Alright mate, at least I don't have to ask for my parent or guardians permission.

Since Marilyn Manson released a new album today, here's a nice reminder!!

WE GREW A BEETROOT THEN WE PREMATURELY PICKED THAT BEETROOT THEN WE ROASTED THAT BEETROOT AND IT WAS THE BEST FUCKING BEETROOT I'VE EVER TASTED.

Obsessed with Taiwan’s “down-to-earth” Halloween party, where you ONLY dress up as normal people in everyday situations. This is “the woman looking for a seat at food court”:

You've already got the gay, how much worse can it be

new clothes and painted nails now disguise my want to be an undercover teenage spy

I found a pen that makes me write like a saint, the next minute i find a person who says my writing looks like shit. god bless the holy

"I do not understand what I do. For what I want to do I do not do, but what I hate I do." - Romans 7:15

is there ever a point in your life when you figure out that hating customers is your job

my house has very thin walls. the end

shouldn't have called the first time

I really don't mean to brag, but my elderflower has grown berries.

on the straight and narrow. climbing through the shrubbery and bashing down small birds nests. hows that for metaphorical...

Fuck chilli thrips.

i admit it. i love country music, don't be a hater

When you have to use ear drops

toast drowned with tea was a good move to end a simply pleasant weekend...

Tweets about ironing. #imdoingironing