Soulja Boy fact of the day: I'm a fan of Anime ^_^

{ IM FUCKING CRYING WHAT IF DIRK CALLS BRO "BIG D" AND BRO'S JUST LIKE "[voice cracking] please dont call me that"

all those fuckin gnomes

psychic: *reads my mind* my mind: CLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAK psychic: what the f

whom else

Dirk called me, asking for his my little pony porno tape but I'm not done watching it.

i fuckcing dug up the dirk/p!atd tweets

yfip: john pronounces gif as jif

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CLAKCLAKCLAK

homestuck is dead

do i count as "yourself" because x.com/dvaerider/stat…

okay good x.com/dvaerider/stat…

my life is spiraling so far out of control that im tempted to make out with myself

i really want some fucking chicken

im gay for john egbert

after my 50th trip to ikea this week i finally spotted this

i’m a fucking mess