Soulja Boy fact of the day: I'm a fan of Anime ^_^

— in fact, you're pretty sure you see something new every time you walk in. Like that plant in the window- Who even waters it? When did it —

— get there? Anyway. You double finger gun at a black cat lounging in the windowsill, red eyes squinting in the sunlight. "That's my main —

— man, Lil Hal. He doesn't bite. Dave's dumb bird, though. Oh, man. That little shit bites."

— says he takes it after him, & I promptly tell him to shove it." You cock your head towards Jake, curious. "How long have you been living —

— here, then? John makes it sound like forever, & I've only talked to him a stunning two times." You wonder how you didn't see the —

— resemblance between the two. Same teeth when they smile, same messy hair & glasses- though, Jake's got an accent that you find very —

— intriguing. Oh, so fascinating.

{ Had to unfollow and refollow in an attempt to fix my timeline but... RIP.

Lemon-lime and way too fizzy, overcompensating for something? x.com/dvaerider/stat…

i got butt fucked in a honda civic at the chilis parking lot in my freshman year

i cant remember her name

Wears a shirt that says "My Brother Made Me Do It" with Dave's dumb face on it.

wears a shirt that says "my brother made me do it" with nothing else but some tear stains on it

Wears a shirt that says "My Brother Made Me Do It" as I wash the dishes by hand, you gross fuck.

psychic: *reads my mind* my mind: CLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAKCLAK psychic: what the f

Butt plugs don’t work on bones.

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Oh yeah. Thanks.

Bored. Would rather be getting decapitated. Is this edgy enough?