sorry about Brooksy guy....but tbf....15 million...a new set of goal posts...4 corner flags....and a new tea lady called candice!!!!

thought i would break the transfer news before the blue star...we missed out on Conner Salmon...gutted he went elsewhere....would have been fantastic for us....SWEEPING THE KOP TOILETS!!!!!!!!!

well after yesterday..i have written to the FA asking to revoke our place in the championship...when asked why?..i showed them Twitter and FB comments from "fans" who have given up already...dont want to let them down do i? 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

listen....false sense of security...lull the opposition into thinking we are crap....then POW.....ON IT....(worked for us before)!!!!!!...KEEP THE FAITH!!!!

just checked fax machine...Broken!!!!..engineer cant get here till 5.01pm.....BOLLOCKS!!!

well ball boys have been told..hold the ball for no less than 10 seconds each time it goes out.....we will show them.churpin canary bastards how to waste time with Style!!!!!!

i have no issues with Jordan Rhodes....i shook his hand after the game...n told him....YOUR STILL SHIT!!!!!!

bolton..bolton.bolton....oh why oh why.........the word that springs to [email protected] you

me at end of transfer deadline day if that fat git Bruce doesnt let Hogan come!!!!!

just told hendo he had been picked for Scotland U21.....Let him cry like a baby before i told him it was England U21...now hes happy...im a bastard 😂😂😂😂😂

Jos Luckay Lukay man just rang me and asked to tell him how i pulled off such a great transfer window....my answer is below.......😂😂😂😂😂

just rang Adkins......."oi...orange face....Marvin want to pass on a message........Hull?....Naaaaaa...im off to be a blade...not a pussycat tiger".......Nigel?......Nigel?........

2 things i came away with from yesterdays game.....Brucie has put on some weight!!!!!.....and i learnt a man can have a 4 way man crush......fleck 😍😍😍.....Norwood 😍😍😍....Duffy....😍😍😍....but i will always have room for Coutts..why?....HE NEVER GIVES THE BALL AWAY 1 2 3 4

spending the day with this bloody treasure......my princess 😍😍😍😍😍😍

happy bouncing day massacre to u all

waankwrs

you know?.....we are really not a bad side....

flecky didnt take not getting picked for scotland well!!!!!

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