Amber Heard will always remember this as the day she almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.

Fact: 90% of gambling addicts quit right before they’re about to hit it big

“The KD trade won’t take that long” The KD trade:

Going on a reverse mission trip.. headed to Utah to teach people the joys of sinning

Gambling advice: You can win 2000% of your money, but you can only lose 100% of your money You do the math

bringing this back

Prince Charles right now

Dudes rock

The initial reactions to the Seattle Kraken’s new mascot are not looking good. "An actual buoy would have been better than this abomination," wrote one online commenter about Seattle's newest sports mascot. st.news/3Eg3gCa

normally i sit next to jameson in my english class. today he sat next to someone else. when i asked him why, he said “i didn’t appreciate your infographic on scientology. scientology is more than wealth and dianetics.” i cried a little. here’s the infographic. i got a 50%.

Ayo somebody tell Brent Venables to pass the joystick….this ain’t it

. . if you can’t be on your parents insurance you shouldn’t be allowed to play in the national championship #TCUvsUGA

Mezcal tastes like tequila that just bummed a cig outside

would you sit here with me be honest

It’s about US.

“I don’t look drunk, right?” How I look:

Will the little man make me beers while I am in the shower?

"eugenio suarez must be nervous before a game that could send him to his first ever championship series" eugenio suarez:

#unplugged