fight club but it’s me egging sig chi cus they called my friend the f word

lmao

ARTS: After three months of preparation, RSOs Green Greeks and Husky Jam held the inaugural Green Groove, featuring a thrift store, a massive inflatable sea turtle, a pop-up booth, and four student bands. (Story via no te llores) dailyuw.com/arts_and_cultu…

out of my hunter s thompson period into my marcus mumford circa 2009 era #littlelionman

hahaha jake paul looks like one of deez

first date idea take my roommates vespa to the beacon hill Shell and get fried catfish and cigarettes

who up thumbin they strings

sam laporta owes me 1100 dolla

pay for shipping!? in this political climate!? ill just walk!!

hahaha just went to magnolia for the first time. i fucking hate it. too many boats. not enough lime bikes

courtesy flush is a waste of water

how come nobody told me chipotle got $4 coronas and are playin shakira rn fuck the club im gonna get extra guac!

thankful for my reels algorithm today!

eggs really b losin their luster some days

ain’t no way carol ain’t no way

one SINGLE time i like a cutesy flamenco french song on spotify and now its the only thing in my discover weekly i don’t want that i want butt rock i want fucking BUTT ROCK

I have officially made the switch from pb n js to bagels and cream cheese. I have also gotten the egg ick. Tweeting this from my 2013 Subaru outback. It’s a manual

sittin in my runnin car listenin to cat powers cant feel my keys in my pocket

cookin with heat and mint and ginger rest of you cookin with shame and regret