You’ll never guess what they handed out at my screening of #CocaineBear

Ridley Scott’s swords-and-sandals classic GLADIATOR was released 23 years ago today. An enormous production full of star names, the making of story is as epic as the film itself. A THREAD 1/35

I ADORE the new Groot. He reflects the environment he’s grown up in. Old groot most likely spent most of his life on Planet X, but New Groot grew up around music (why he dances), Thor (why he’s swole), and the guardians (why he has a lot more personality) & I love that 🥹

My shuffle just went from “Ric Flair Drip” by Offset and Metro Boomin to “Shoulders” by Arcadian wild, and I honestly don’t even know how they’re on the same playlist.

I Can smell the sugar off of Kona Ice from 100 yards away.

forget Barbie Vs. Oppenheimer or Republican Vs. Democrat. this is the debate that matters.

What if #AvengersEndgame played all the superhero themes... (via Jonathan Gerber)

the background has the building that sentinel prime used in dark of the moon, and that’s my only takeaway from this.

It’s really ironic that I’m currently staying up hours past what I should to right a paper on a lack of sleep’s effect on academic performance.

have u scored yet this season

Go vote my play for national high school play of the week highschool.si.com/national/2023/…

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This would literally destroy the North American airline industry. Build the loop.

A thread of lesser-known architectural wonders that we lost over the ages (and what happened to them)... 🧵 1. Old London Bridge - the longest inhabited bridge in Europe

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Robin Hood prince of thieves overture 🙌

as far as i'm concerned, there are 4 movie ratings: good, liked it good, didn't like it bad, didn't like it bad, liked it

Furthermore. Do this with every film.

My father once told me the secret to a happy marriage. “Stay out of the kitchen. Let her handle the holidays.” I was 19. He was in his recliner. My mother was cooking for 14 people. She’d been up since 5 AM. He’d been up since the football pregame. I didn’t think anything