CRC Press who acquired the rights to my book "Real-Time Collision Detection" has informed me they will hire a "reviser" to "extend the lifecycle of your book." I'd appreciate retweets to make it widely known that any RTCD 2nd Ed. is against my wishes and without my involvement.

If we are renaming `mutex` to `bottleneck` and `shared_ptr` to `no_idea_who_owns_this` I propose we change `thread_local` to `insert_tons_of_code_each_time_this_is_accessed` as well.

Today, on our studio's 5-year anniversary, we'd like to thank everyone who has lent their support, love, talent, and skill to Phoenix Labs and Dauntless. You have made the impossible possible, and we can't wait to see what the next 5 years bring.

At the park with my daughter. Daughter: Dad, I need to vacuum the grass. Me, picking up a stick: this is a vacuum! Daughter: No dad, that's a stick. Points to the other random stick on the ground: that one is a vacuum. Me: Of course!

New on YouTube: Technical Artist Bootcamp: Procedural Islands of Dauntless from ttvd & Michael Trottier youtu.be/krxmNpqKxtI

My toddler decided to try wasabi for the first time and really did not like it. Couple of days later, me: one day you gonna be tall like me! Daughter, suspiciously: Then I am going to like wasabi?

🎉 We won Best Art Direction at the Canadian Game Awards.🎉 Thank you Canadian Game Awards!

Hobbies

A casual question from my 3 year old: Dad, why did Freddie Mercury write The show must go on?

Playing Mario Kart with my SO and my 3 year old. Me to my SO: Wanna play another game? SO: Not sure, feeling tired. My daughter, nodding enthusiastically: SHE DOES.

Daughter to me: I am going to turn you into an evil queen, like me (evil laughter). Me: Are you going to use magic? Daughter, confused, thinking: No, I am going to use science.

Another question from my 3 year old. Daughter, while looking outside: Is this a video game?

Me to my 3 year old: Would you rather have a pizza with pineapple or a pizza without pineapple? Daughter, thinking: Without a pineapple. And then I would have one with a pineapple. Me: …

Today we are excited and honoured to announce that Phoenix Labs has won a Best Places to Work 2021 award from GamesIndustry. We believe in putting people first and creating a long-term home for developers to do their best work. Join us at phxlabs.com #USbestplaces

Me: driving. My 4 year old, looking outside, shaking her head and sighing: so many Audis..

To the free people of the world! We feel your support. We see your demonstrations with our flags. We hear your chants. This helps us fight the horrific Russian evil. Ukraine holds its ground ✊ We. Will. Not. Fall. #StandWithUkraine

My 4 year old: Dad, you shaved, you look like a man! Me: what did I look like before? Daughter, thinking: a cat, with whiskers.

sick burn