he hasn’t asked me to be his president for presidents’ day… should i be worried?

friday the 13th on valentines day weekend? happy friday the flirteenth

a block of parmesan is a protein bar for those w eyes to see

CRITICAL ROLE FANDOM. LISTEN THE FUCK UP ‼️

getting tipsy and feeling love in my heart for everyone i’ve ever interacted with

Not to brag but what a time to be childless

We need to normalize finding love in your 40's, chasing new dreams in your 30's and finding yourself and your purpose in your 50's. Life doesn't end at 25. Let's stop acting like it does.

they’re trying to tell me the disney fairies are straight but i know they’re all lesbians . i was there

it's ok to not have a valentine. i didn't have a father on Father's Day

THIRD BASE IS GENTLY BRUSHING THY HAND ACROSS THEIR SCARS AND ASKING “…who did this to you”

inquisitor design idea

going to put on a monkey suit and hang out with that monkey

maekar hosting a whole ass trial of seven to save the honour of his sons against some hedge knight but then his older cooler more beloved brother shows up at the side of the hedge knight: #AKnightOfTheSevenKingdoms #AKOTSK

devastating episode as expected BUT, more importantly it was a joy and a delight as always to see my favorite medieval weapon (the flail) in action 🙂‍↕️💕not enough flail fight sequences happening in fantasy these days imho

girl the prince just died at your quinceañera

haven’t seen enough posts about how hot and sexy dunk was tonight while he was nearly dead and bloody and i’m really disappointed in you all