Vinted is down. How else will I know if sharonlovesthings1965 wants to offer me £1.75 for summat I paid £200 for?

Ben & Jerry’s has sued its parent company Unilever for allegedly silencing its attempts to express support for Palestinian refugees and threatening to dismantle its board and sue its members over the issue. (Reuters)

If I don't answer your call, what makes you think I want your voicemail?

"High Value Men" such as Tate don't end up in jail. Being used for your bank balance, making it the only "high value" thing about you, also does not make you a "High Value Man"

It's 2025 and I'm proud to say I'm not on Only Fans.

Honesty goes a long way. If you attract other honest people, then you're winning in life.

No man is an island, 100% of the time.

Vinted, where everything you sell just gets watched and everything you watch gets sold.

PSA: Vinted is not Pinterest

Instagram, where people love themselves so much that they even post those blurry shots of themselves

After 40+ years on this planet you stop giving a fuck. It's science.

There is no group of people more entitled than buyers on Vinted.

Right, that's it! I'm getting a house phone and a Nokia.

Red flag? No baby, I'm pink.

I once made the stupid mistake of looking for flour in the baking aisle of a supermarket.

Pig-gate is interesting

First Dates Beach Club be like a cross between Love Island and TOWIE #FirstDates #FirstDatesBeachClub

Men on the internet going out of their way to reject women who don't know they exist, and who wouldn't ever want to be considered attractive to these complete and utter losers.

Crazy cat men exist too you know? 😘

Dear Vinted Members, I am not measuring garments for you to either ignore me for my trouble or for you to offer me £1.65 if I am "lucky" Kindly F.O