Kid: “Mommy, can I be the pilot?” Mother: “Sweetie, Mommy loves you very much... but she’s waited 30 years for this and I’ll be damned if you get to pilot the Falcon before me.” - Overheard by Anonymous, Smuggler’s Run in Galaxy’s Edge - Disneyland.

Call him up! The Reds could use him!

The wife of Florida’s new Secretary of State supported the Capitol riot, says the world is ruled by Satan-worshipping child molesters, and the couple flies a QAnon flag on their boat. #flapol orlandosentinel.com/politics/os-ne…

Tonight's game has been postponed. We will play two games Saturday, beginning at 2:30 p.m. Game two still at 7:00. Stadium will be cleared between games. Friday's ticket good for game one. Saturday's ticket good for game two.

5/13/22 Friday - So THIS was the last lightning strike near Dick Howser Stadium this evening, and it was barely within the 8 miles radius of " don't play".

#GoCougars #GoNoles

Today’s game is available on Bally Sports App in Florida…overlaps with Marlins and Rays coverage on Sun and BSFL 😢

.Auburn Baseball got a host, but did NOT get an easy draw. FSU Baseball and UCLA Baseball are ultra tough draws as a 2/3. Both experienced, talented clubs.

𝙒𝙚𝙡𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙃𝙤𝙢𝙚 Link Jarrett has been named the 10th head coach in FSU Baseball history! 🔗: bit.ly/3OFsGLy

If you didn’t know it already, Ron DeSantis should never be allowed anywhere near the Oval Office.

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We’re all we got, we’re all we need! I’m teaming up with Big Man Big Heart,  Dillan R. Gibbons & Malakai Jay Menzer to set up a fund for #HurricaneIan relief/restoration: gofund.me/2003a363 #NoleFam #OneTribe

Ron DeSantis, as a freshman congressman in 2013, opposed a federal bailout after Hurricane Sandy. Now, as Florida confronts the devastation and costly destruction wrought by Hurricane Ian, DeSantis is seeking relief. nyti.ms/3E0nLmh

Skele-brate Halloween in style with your very own Skeleton Dance garland! Learn how to make one: di.sn/6007MUFsR

Call the game NFL now. There is no reason to keep this morbid scene going on.

This is Damar Hamlin's charity. The Chasing M's Foundation Community Toy Drive gofund.me/11b192dc

A stingy rehab start for Cincinnati Reds righty Luke Weaver with the Louisville Bats: 4 IP 0 H 0 R 2 BB 4 K

Ron DeSantis just spent over $600,000 of Florida tax dollars on private flights across the world in a bumbling and humiliating attempt to appear presidential. To add to that, the local governing board he installed to oversee Disney just voted to countersue Disney after Disney

DeSantis just cost Florida $1 Billion by picking a fight with the Magic Kingdom to play to a small base of primary voters. He was warned by pro-business Republicans to stop the political posturing against Disney and Bob Iger. So inevitable & unnecessary. nytimes.com/2023/05/18/bus…

Thank you Rich Wallace. Now let's bring Tyler Holt home!