swifties not at all clocking how unnatural it is for her boyfriend to be synchronized pr posting with her brand name team account leading up to her next album announcement

“fine taylor, you can make your new album the colors of the lesbian flag but you have to announce it on travis’ podcast”

nothing screams pr more than a brand endorsement

it’s all part of the fucking story

im sorry but if ure a gaylor and u cant see that this is the funniest fucking thing she's done idk what to tell you LMAOOOO

she's laughing up at us from hell

affirmation time!!! i will not panic buy merch or preorder the album i will not panic buy merch or preorder the album i will not panic buy merch or preorder the album i will not panic buy merch or preorder the album I WILL KEEP MY HEAD AND MAKE SMART MONEY CHOICES

there’s a region of my brain that’s been dormant and it’s embarassing how taylor swift moves a single inch and then it lights tf up

Hey TS12 this is your meemaw and I think you’re gonna be about secret relationships with a lot of queer cultural and literary references

…have they met before? 😭

announcing an album called “the life of a showgirl” on your boyfriend’s podcast over a year after that same boyfriend joined you on stage as one of the men forcing you to perform as part of a transition segment of your concert… interesting… lots to think about

if not performanceartlor, why life of a showgirl?

i would do a lot of things for taylor swift but i’m not listening to that damn podcast

this is embarrassing 💀

performanceartlor i love your game

taylor has more chemistry with any woman she’s ever interacted with than she does with football